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		<title>Video: Carlos Celdran&#8217;s Drunken Rant About The Spratly Islands</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2015 15:49:50 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted by It&#8217;s No Fun in Pagasa on the Facebook in April 2014, here&#8217;s Carlos Celdran + Don Papa Rum = some tangent about the Spratlys. Carlos Celdran today wrote; For all of you out there who do not understand the Spratlys Island issue versus China, Drunk Bunny will explain the whole thing to you. [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>Ikea Trolls Apple: Experience the Power of a Bookbook</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[E.J. Padero]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2014 02:36:16 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOXQo7nURs0] Totally faaake!! As everyone knows, a real Ikea bookbook does not come fully assembled! The real 2015 IKEA Catalogue; a 328-page HD bookbook is delivered to you in separate sheets and has a 656-page assembly manual. P.S. I see a bowl of Rambutan! Watch the video on YouTube: Experience the power of a bookbook™ [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://ejpadero.com/ikea-trolls-apple-experience-the-power-of-a-bookbook/">Ikea Trolls Apple: Experience the Power of a Bookbook</a> appeared first on <a href="https://ejpadero.com">E.J. Padero dot Com 5.0</a>.</p>
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		<title>The Flappy Bird Triangle</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[E.J. Padero]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2014 17:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>The Flappy Bird Triangle. Pick any two. I saw a rough diagram similar to this floating around on le Facebook, so I thought I&#8217;d make a cleaner one. Enjoy! 🙂 Related links: Flappy Bird [Wikipedia] Flappy Bird [Android Apps on Google Play] Flappy Bird [App Store on iTunes] The Flappy Bird Triangle. Pick any two. [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://ejpadero.com/flappy-bird-triangle/">The Flappy Bird Triangle</a> appeared first on <a href="https://ejpadero.com">E.J. Padero dot Com 5.0</a>.</p>
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		<title>iPhone 5S Fingerprint Scanner: Security Flaw Found by Little Girl</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[E.J. Padero]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Sep 2013 11:04:12 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Apple&#8217;s new iPhone 5S features the latest in phone-unlocking security: a fingerprint scanner. The company announced that its Touch ID fingerprint sensor would read fingerprints at a highly detailed level, boasting a capacitive sensor at 170 microns thin and a 500 ppi resolution. It&#8217;s James Bond-level technology that could revolutionize lock screens. However, as shown [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://ejpadero.com/iphone-5s-fingerprint-scanner-security-flaw-found-by-little-girl/">iPhone 5S Fingerprint Scanner: Security Flaw Found by Little Girl</a> appeared first on <a href="https://ejpadero.com">E.J. Padero dot Com 5.0</a>.</p>
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		<title>Apple&#8217;s Touch ID: Easy Way to Collect People&#8217;s Fingerprints</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[E.J. Padero]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2013 09:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a humorous look at how Apple&#8217;s Touch ID fingerprint sensor happened: &#8220;Remember those persistent rumors of a fingerprint sensor that would be baked into the iPhone 5S? Well, it&#8217;s not a rumor any longer — Apple has just confirmed that the iPhone 5S will feature a 500ppi fingerprint sensor right in the 5S&#8217; home [&#8230;]</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://ejpadero.com/apples-touch-id-easy-way-to-collect-peoples-fingerprints/">Apple&#8217;s Touch ID: Easy Way to Collect People&#8217;s Fingerprints</a> appeared first on <a href="https://ejpadero.com">E.J. Padero dot Com 5.0</a>.</p>
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