Stardate -308488.413 (2014-Jul-06, 17:30 H)
Long-range sensors detected alternating tachyon pulses near the Starbase Sikatuna Shipyard. These are known to be the signature of a transwarp aperture being accessed. Further scans revealed that a Borg Tactical Cube was emerging from the aperture!
All ships capable of combat were immediately dispatched to meet the threat. An emergency message was also sent out on all frequencies, requesting any ships within the sector to assist in making a stand.
“Say aah, here comes the spaceship!” (docking into your Face Station?) that your parents used to say, and which you now say to your own kids has just become a tangible and fun reality.
“Explore strange new foods with your Starfleet Cadet!”
It’s the most wonderful time of the year, again.
The boys even brought Santa some treats this time.