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“WINTERMELON IS COMING” – Something I came across this morning, from last month’s #PinoyGameOfThrones tags on the Twitter. LOL.

Game of Thrones is awesome. Moonleaf Tea Shop is da bomb. My fave is their Wintermelon flavor. I can’t be bothered to make a customized GoT + Wintermelon mashup image at the moment, but I’m sure you get the idea.

Me nem nesa. It is known.

Photo taken 2011-Oct-13.

Trekkie Zerglings!

2011-Oct-20 1349. Showing us his broken nail. He was following standard protocol to inform me of anything he deems noteworthy.

“Daddy, look! Johann’s nail is broken!”

Yes, we speak in the third-person.

Out of lettuce? Lettuce go to the store and get some!

Brain farts:

A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist’s easel.

Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.

Is everyone in this future fucking retarded?

Detroit Grand Pubahs – Sandwiches

Scotty: Are you from the future?
James T. Kirk: Yeah, he is. I’m not.
Scotty: Well, that’s brilliant. Do they still have sandwiches there?
- Star Trek (2009 film)

The rain falls softly.
The samurai draws his sword.
Look, an umbrella.

I am now equipped to fight the rain. Thanks to Cley.

Check out the campy and fun product description below (copied word-for-word):

This idea maded by Materious is reflected here as the gentleman’s umbrella meets the warrior’s sword. When today’s refined man grasps the umbrella’s handle on the commute to the office, he may safely indulge in bellicose fantasies, briefly becoming the steely samurai.

Fight the Rain

The rain falls softly.
The samurai draws his sword.
Look, an umbrella.

Either we just made it up, or that Haiku dates to around the 14th century. It is a little-known fact that Samurai also carried umbrellas. Much as they later had to disguise their swords as canes, so they disguised their umbrellas as swords. In fact, there was one skilled umbrella maker who all the Samurai relied on for their Sword Handle Umbrellas. His name has been buried in the sands of time, but his plans have been preserved. And now, it is with great pleasure that we offer to you, the Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella.

Glide it out of its nylon sheath. Hold it by its space-age plastic handle. Feel the balance. This is the umbrella you never knew you always wanted. No one will mess with you with this slung across your back, and even the rain will shudder when you pull it out. Apart from looking unbelievably awesome, the Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella is a dang fine umbrella. It comes in full Katana size – for however you need to pack it. It will keep you dry and the envy of your friends. Precipitation doesn’t stand a chance.

Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella:

• A really sturdy umbrella with the handle of a samurai sword.
• In full-sized “Katana”
• Easy push-button opening
• Nylon “scabbard” included (Katana size, has adjustable shoulder strap)
• Dimensions: Katana: 38.75″ long x 41″ opened diameter

“Smithtronus”

“Batronus”