Rules For Dating My Daughter

Rules For Dating My Daughter t-shirt

Rules For Dating My Daughter

I saw these rules to use as daddy guidelines for having a daughter and had them printed on a shirt. Our little Khaleesi hasn’t arrived yet, but she’ll be here very soon. In my mind, I am already running around, screaming hysterically, and panicking.

“If you’re a parent of a girl, you’ll know how perfect this ’10 Rules For Dating My Daughter’ shirt is and if you’re not, it’s time to learn the rules.”

Here’s the design in front:

Rules For Dating My Daughter t-shirt

Front design/print: ‘Get the 411 before you need the 911’. Via Laughing Squid

The Rules:

  1. Get a Job.
  2. Understand I don’t like you.
  3. I’m Everywhere.
  4. You hurt her, I hurt you.
  5. Be home 30 minutes early.
  6. Get a lawyer.
  7. If you lie to me, I will find out.
  8. She’s my princess, not your conquest.
  9. I don’t mind going back to jail.
  10. Whatever you do to her, I will do to you

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