I saw these rules to use as daddy guidelines for having a daughter and had them printed on a shirt. Our little Khaleesi hasn’t arrived yet, but she’ll be here very soon. In my mind, I am already running around, screaming hysterically, and panicking.
“If you’re a parent of a girl, you’ll know how perfect this ’10 Rules For Dating My Daughter’ shirt is and if you’re not, it’s time to learn the rules.”
Here’s the design in front:
- Get a Job.
- Understand I don’t like you.
- I’m Everywhere.
- You hurt her, I hurt you.
- Be home 30 minutes early.
- Get a lawyer.
- If you lie to me, I will find out.
- She’s my princess, not your conquest.
- I don’t mind going back to jail.
- Whatever you do to her, I will do to you