EJ Padero dot Com: Volume 2

Lately, I’ve been SNAFU-ing and FUBAR-ing in my online posts and comments more than usual – aside from using my favorite 1337 h4x0r (that’s “leet haxor” to you non-g33ks) speak terms, like “pwn3d” (owned).

Below is a compiled list for your reference, for when they will suit you the most. Hooah!

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• AMF-YOYO – Adios Mother Fucker, You’re On Your Own
• BOHIC – Bend Over Here It Comes
• BOHICA – Bend Over Here It Comes Again
• Charlie Foxtrot – From the phonetic alphabet letters C & F, meaning Cluster Fuck
• DILLIGAF – Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck
• DILLIGAFF – Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck
• DILLIGAS – Do I Look Like I Give A Shit
• FIDO – Fuck It! Drive On!
• FIFI – Fuck It! Fly It!
• FIGMO – Fuck It, I Got My Orders – Viet Nam 1968
• FISHDO – Fuck It, Shit Happens – Drive On
• FNG – Fucking New Guy (used for all new people in a squad.)
• FUBAB – Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
• FUBAR – Fucked Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition/Reason
• FUBB – Fucked Up Beyond Belief
• FUBIJAR – Fuck You Bitch, I’m Just a Reservist (US Army Reserve)
• FUBISO – Fuck You Buddy, I’m Shipping Out
• FUJIGMO – Fuck You Jack, I Got My Orders
• FUMTU – Fucked Up More Than Usual
• FUUSAB – Fucked Up Until Space And Beyond
• JAFO – Just Another Fucking Observer (guy who sits in the back of the vehicle)
• JANFU – Joint Army-Navy Fuck Up
• KMACYOYO – Kiss My Ass Colonel, You’re On Your Own
• LLMF – Lost Like a Mother Fucker
• SNAFU – Situation Normal: All Fucked Up
• SNAFUBAR – Situation Normal: All Fucked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition / Reason
• SOL – Shit Out of Luck
• SRDH – Shit Rolls Down Hill
• SSDD – Same Shit, Different Day
• SUSFU – Situation Unchanged, Still Fucked Up
• TARFU – Things Are Really Fucked Up, or Totally and Royally Fucked Up
• TAUFU – Totally And Utterly Fucked Up

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Related links:

• SNAFU definition [Wikipedia]
• FUBAR definition [Wikipedia]
• List of government and military acronyms [Wikipedia]